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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
10/12/2015 8:52:59 PM
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*Throws middle age soccer mom at him* Hi *Waves enthusiasticly*
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[b]dodges[/b] Umm... Hi?
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Hmmm.... *throws soccer mom's child at him*
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[b]slides under[/b] Are you high?? [b]walks to him[/b]
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*throws minivan* -_-
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[b]jumps to the side Walks up and grabs your collar[/b] Who are you?
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*Struggles to come loose and kick him in the groin* oh! Shít! I mean.... Crap, sorry..... I'm Kyle, Kyle Thran..... * Jumps away* Now stay still *pulls a huge frying pan out of a strange bag and throws it*
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*throws minivan at him* -_-
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[b]slaps[/b]
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[b]slaps back[/b]
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[b]KICKS INTO POOL[/b]
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[b]pulls you in[/b]
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"FU[i]CK[/i]!" [b]splashes everywhere [/b]
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[b]gets out[/b]
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[b]hops out to tackle you[/b]
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[b]grabs his throat[/b] Wtf man?
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[b]kicks groin[/b] Howdy.
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[b]squeezes leg[/b] I guess it banter [b]throws you down[/b]
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[b]hops into air Floats with will rune[/b]
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[b]jumps at you[/b]
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[b]floats a lil bit higher[/b] Almost!
