One window (barred, let's make these bars nearly invincible), locked and reinforced door.
A box, a lightbulb, dust, belly button lint, a spoon, duct tape, rope, a pipe, hacksaw, a few springs, screws, and a metal chain, plus your brain.
Food comes from a hole that appears from the floor every noon, sharp.
Water comes from a gutter leading from the roof through the window.
You can only work for 1h at a time, they watch you.
How do you escape?
[spoiler]Anything is possible[/spoiler][spoiler]Removed table and chair, lol, everyone says same answer[/spoiler]
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Jack off forcibly making extremely loud grunting noises to assert my dominance to anyone that can hear it. Wait for guards to come in enthralled by the sounds of my furious meat slapping. Wait for them to get close and unleash the load that has been building for an hour. Walk out of there like a badass while the guards are covered in jizz.