I mean, how about instead of a stupid little fire, you give me a sword. A mother effing sword. Have it shoot out like, lightning bolts and tornadoes and stuff.
Or maybe even a gun?
Instead, I get a scarf and a fire. Like I'm an 1800 wayfarer who just had the best day of their life. Yay no dysentery
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If I gave you a sword, if have to give everyone a sword... That costs too much glimmer. Which takes out of our firewood fund. :)
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I hate you.
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Oh my.