everyone just share with us something you heard from a year 2 player that made you laugh
this is only to kill time for Tess and IB.
in no way am i making fun or trying to put year 2 players down
in fact i will help any of you out with whatever you need. this post is only for some good laughs and hopefully you can come here to learn something new.
gt KeyToMyCity
"Hey! there's a heavy ammo pack on the ground right here if anybody needs it"
Edit: i want to thank you all of you guardians for participating and giving all of us some good laughs and memories , lets keep this going.
finally the update is near and i shall go get ready for IB and Tess. See you all on the battlefield.
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My cousin is new to destiny, he got the game in the middle of August with both DLCs, these are things he's said to me. Cousin: hey -name- I just got the thorn from the [veterans tour] Engram, is it any good? Me: *war flashbacks* Cousin: it's so easy to level up Me: *forever 29 flashbacks* Cousin: my friend told me he got a gjallahorn, is it any good? He says it's bad. Me: *LFG requirement flashbacks* Cousin: this shotgun so much range on it (it had half the range of a max felwinters) Me: *war flashbacks*
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How am I supposed to find spin metal if I don't have a ghost for it?
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"All the raids from last year are dumb." Clearly someone doesn't know the awesomeness that is VoG.
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Edited by Mikebroad99: 10/15/2015 2:22:38 AMWho's Rockets McDickface?
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*my friend listen me telling about the VoG. Me- ok, so if u don't know what u doing in atheon your going to die in the first 10 sec probably. He-...but....its worthless, just old gear rewards. *remember when chatterwhite was just like the Osiris emblem and VoG guns were op as fck ;-;*
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Hawkmoon doesn't proc enough, did they even buff this thing? I died. Warlocks have a clear advantage out of the 3 new classes in PvP. Another one that made me chuckle.
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I WHY DO KEEP GETTING YEAR ONE WEAPONS FROM XUR!?!?!
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What's a Gjallarhorn
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How did you get that blue ship? What's a prison of elders?
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This rocket launcher has such great stats!! (Choleric dragon with QuickDraw on and full stability)
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I am a Traffic cone.
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Don't pick up that engram it's mine!
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"I never killed crota! I was framed!"
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Oh my god. I just got killed by the sleeper [i]STIMULANT[/i]
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They say..... "Sleeper stimulant."
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Faction's shaders are so easy to get
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"Lol if you're not 300+ you suck" -Year 2 players that haven't stopped playing since TTK came out
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"Yea I just finished the raid on earth by myself, it wasn't too bad" Friend that just started playing, was talking about the sepiks strike on earth lol
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The house of glass was really hard. Heard it last night. During a kings fall run. I died laughing xD
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Edited by Off_Season: 10/14/2015 9:32:47 PMGhorn was lame. also "who is skoolass?"
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"Why do you keep calling your crappy legendary weapons Shards?"
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"What's fatebringer?" We were so mad
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Gjallarhorn is so bad dude
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Guys I got a sick as shot gun called lord of wolves Guys it sucks it dropped my light to 256 Hey look an exotic shard what do I do with it
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When someone asked me "Isn't 4th horsemen the Vex of crotas end?" I proceeded to try and clarify that he was wrong. He then spent 20 minutes telling me that it could ONLY drop at crota like the vex at atheon. Most cringe worthy moment ever..
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Guys, why can't we shoot through phalanx's shields yet. This is like 500 years into the future.