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originally posted in: Destiny and the Bible
Edited by Schattenjager: 10/13/2015 4:18:52 PM
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Destiny actually reminds me of what hell would be like if I had to imagine something worse than the lake of fire. An eternal existence from which not even death is an escape, where I have a gun pretty much glued to my hands and as my only entertainment I am pretty much forced to kill multitudes of creatures that, like me, always just re-spawn again. The demons who run the show reside in the tower, laughing into their sleeves as they tell me how special I am and what great accomplishments I've achieved when I know I'm just like a million other sorry souls who have done the exact same shit for the tenth time. Ikora: "Oh no guardian there is a big evil villain *snicker* who is out to destroy all that is good *snicker* you are the only one who can save us! *Pfffffff ahahaha!* " Me: "Why are you laughing?" Ikora: "*Ahem* Oh no it's nothing, just thinking of a joke Cayde told me earlier" Me: "So if I kill him will he be gone and everyone will be saved?" Ikora: "Yes, of course he will *hehe* he totally won't just re-spawn and be right there to trigger the incentive device *ahem* I mean raid gear drops over and over again". Me: "....Really?" Ikora: "Yeees, you can trust me *snicker* have I ever let you down?.... Don't answer that....." Well that might be the conversation I would have if I could talk... but Guardians are all mute so I can't even tell Ikora to go -blam!- herself before I inevitably just go out to shoot immortal aliens in the face over and over again. Best I can do is give her a little dance like a good little guardian.
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