JavaScript is required to use Bungie.net

Destiny

Discuss all things Destiny.
10/13/2015 8:09:50 PM
1

WHY YOU LOSERS SHOULD SHUT UP ABOUT SILVER BEING BAD

...Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed forum, I have one thing that I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this microtransactions in Destiny? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with microtransactions! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a a lackluster AAA game title, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed forum, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. [spoiler]Obviously this is a joke...[/spoiler]

Posting in language:

 

Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

You are not allowed to view this content.
;
preload icon
preload icon
preload icon