Main character of a story is doing something trivial, therefore it is foreshadowing that some other crap will happen and that we should write a paragraph about it
-every english class movie/book ever
English
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I'm going to write a book one day, include something so pointless that everybody will think it has some deep meaning when reality it has no purpose at all, and go into a school assembly one day and say "Nah, I just included that out of spite for all my English teachers"