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Edited by BIT5 AND PIECE5:
10/17/2015 12:56:48 PM
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Things you trust more than luke smith!
Go!
Mine is:
Xûr bringing good gear.
Also, vanilla rahool.
(-blam!- you Rahool. All them damn blues...)
Favourites so far:
[quote]a bridge made of toilet paper[/quote]
[quote]Good loot in destiny[/quote]
[quote]A fart after the 20th mile.[/quote]
[quote]pinochio. [/quote]
[quote]A thief with my wallet...
....
.....
Wait a minute.......?!?! .......
They're the same thing.... My bad[/quote]
[quote]The Nigerian prince who wants to make me rich[/quote]
[quote]Everything[/quote]
^^haha
EDIT 1:
trending! Again...
EDIT 2:
1250+ replies! Good job guys!
EDIT 3:
Haha! Almost 2000!
*looks at other posts*
"Ha, You're crushing them!"
EDIT 4:
Enough condom jokes, please!
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1 ReplyMy black friend.
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The government.
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Blondes
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A spartan laser aimed at me.
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ACTIVISION!
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2 RepliesThose porn site adds that guarantee I can get a bigger winky dink with three simple steps .
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a good pencil
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347 Industries, activision, a drug addict
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A hooker in the corner of the bar
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The girls right outside base always offering me massages on my way home from work.
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My mom
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Sean Murray's "soon" [spoiler]no mans sky[/spoiler]
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Bernie Maddox
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Reading the necronomicon.
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Things I trust (and respect more) than Luke Smith? A politician in an election year.
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The cops.
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Wandering off alone in the dark after I hear a mysterious noise and I bring nothing with me, not even a flashlight.
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1 ReplyDavid Cameron
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2 RepliesEdited by ArachShankill: 10/27/2015 12:47:58 PMIf I was hitchhiking and Jefferey Dahmer, Issei Sagawa and Andrei Chikatilo pulled up in a mobile barbecue stand at the same time as Luke Smith, I would get in the Barbecue truck. Edit: I would swim naked in a pool half-full of cats, with water saltier than the Destiny fanbase, rather than trust Luke Smith.
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1 Replya condom
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The pull out method
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that bag on fire that someone placed my porch
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Things I trust more than Luke Smith? A fart. That's what.
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That very shady guy on the corner of my street looking to sell* pulls out binoculars* weapon parts! Exotic shards! Free DLC!*runs furiously to just get trapped in a box*... Help...
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The guy that comes up to you with a flyer saying you can retire by the age of 30.....always a pyramid scheme
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Believing that I could actually win The Game.
