Go!
Mine is:
Xûr bringing good gear.
Also, vanilla rahool.
(-blam!- you Rahool. All them damn blues...)
Favourites so far:
[quote]a bridge made of toilet paper[/quote]
[quote]Good loot in destiny[/quote]
[quote]A fart after the 20th mile.[/quote]
[quote]pinochio. [/quote]
[quote]A thief with my wallet...
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Wait a minute.......?!?! .......
They're the same thing.... My bad[/quote]
[quote]The Nigerian prince who wants to make me rich[/quote]
[quote]Everything[/quote]
^^haha
EDIT 1:
trending! Again...
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1250+ replies! Good job guys!
EDIT 3:
Haha! Almost 2000!
*looks at other posts*
"Ha, You're crushing them!"
EDIT 4:
Enough condom jokes, please!
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A man driving a van babysitting my kids
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A pikey
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A Illinois politician (who's already been arrested for embezzlement) seeking a new term in office
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A warm fart after a long night of beer and Mexican food
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Emails from Ethiopian princes.
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Obama
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My uncle lester
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Donald Trump
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Hillary Clinton
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Jared Fogle babysitting my kids
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A tight rope made out of floss.
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When ppl in horror movies say "everything's gona be ok"
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Edited by onguana: 10/16/2015 2:08:10 PMThat I am the 999,999th visitor and have just won all the money.
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Jimmy saville
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Bungie patching this nightstalker glitch within 2 months
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My Internet connection
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a banana
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Still have that 400 silver and havent thrown any money at tv yet
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Condoms
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Activision, I mean Bungievision, I mean.... nevermind I suck at this.....
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A guy in his 20s selling a sportbike saying "it has never been ragged on, no speeding, no wheelies"...
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A guy when he says, "Just the tip, baby..." A used car salesman telling me that a Japanese sports car has never been abused. A fire-and-brimstone preacher who says he's never done meth off a gay prostitute's johnson.
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I've actually found it quite amusing how you've just called Luke Smith a [i]THING[/i]
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Apple's terms and conditions.