Go!
Mine is:
Xûr bringing good gear.
Also, vanilla rahool.
(-blam!- you Rahool. All them damn blues...)
Favourites so far:
[quote]a bridge made of toilet paper[/quote]
[quote]Good loot in destiny[/quote]
[quote]A fart after the 20th mile.[/quote]
[quote]pinochio. [/quote]
[quote]A thief with my wallet...
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Wait a minute.......?!?! .......
They're the same thing.... My bad[/quote]
[quote]The Nigerian prince who wants to make me rich[/quote]
[quote]Everything[/quote]
^^haha
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trending! Again...
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1250+ replies! Good job guys!
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Haha! Almost 2000!
*looks at other posts*
"Ha, You're crushing them!"
EDIT 4:
Enough condom jokes, please!
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Jared Fogle.
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Captain Spalding from The Devils Rejects
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A hooker telling me shes clean....
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You know how -blam!-ed up it is to make a cake for someone and then the person who receives the cake talks shit about the person who made the cake??
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Name one time Luke Smith Lied One...Time...
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OP made this post to overcompensate for his small wang
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Edited by FLLPWR: 10/16/2015 4:17:01 AMMy 3 year old to tell me the truth 100% of the time. But really: anyone know how I would be able to take a tour of Bungie? That would be SO dope.
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Throwing money on the screen was a lie! OK!
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Donald Trump
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A clearly middle-aged Hispanic gentleman with a piece of notebook paper saying "I am 12" written in crayon.
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Popped condoms
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that activison will get rid of all their microtransactions
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A wooden microwave
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A man with a white van saying that theres candy inside.
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Our government
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Satan
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Farting while sick with the flu
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Myself
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Politicians
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Obviously DeeJ![spoiler]Oh wait.[/spoiler]
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My nut sack carefully placed in a lions mouth
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Elvis Andrus...
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M'aiq the liar.
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The guy named Mitch with the van with the words "pussy wagon" written on the side