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Mine is:
Xûr bringing good gear.
Also, vanilla rahool.
(-blam!- you Rahool. All them damn blues...)
Favourites so far:
[quote]a bridge made of toilet paper[/quote]
[quote]Good loot in destiny[/quote]
[quote]A fart after the 20th mile.[/quote]
[quote]pinochio. [/quote]
[quote]A thief with my wallet...
....
.....
Wait a minute.......?!?! .......
They're the same thing.... My bad[/quote]
[quote]The Nigerian prince who wants to make me rich[/quote]
[quote]Everything[/quote]
^^haha
EDIT 1:
trending! Again...
EDIT 2:
1250+ replies! Good job guys!
EDIT 3:
Haha! Almost 2000!
*looks at other posts*
"Ha, You're crushing them!"
EDIT 4:
Enough condom jokes, please!
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Edited by birddrobot: 10/27/2015 5:30:36 AMThose adverts on torrent sites that tell me I've won 1000 iPads and a Russian wife.
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A pineapple
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A transvestite
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The guy that says he has some candy in his van and that you just have to some.
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Pyramid Schemes
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A rock
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Or that there are hot singles in my area
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A castle made of cards.
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The website that asks for my credit card information.
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My cheating ex gf
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My local pawn shop's birth control [spoiler]Not even freaking kidding. The Pawn Depot down the street had a GIGANTIC bottle of birth control pills. It was only half empty, maybe I should've sprung on the deal.[/spoiler]
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The four young children at home
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Edited by Guardian0338: 10/27/2015 4:23:51 AMThe black guy in the alleyway who says he will give me free kidney surgery
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(I must be a shit head) a black widow. A rottweiler that hates people
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Legos on the floor
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Free candy
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John cena
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A fart after drinking the water in Mexico
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Obama[spoiler]and that's really saying smth[/spoiler]
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Donald trump
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Derrick Rose's knees
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Edward Scissorhands massaging my testicles.
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A house of cards in an earthquake
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Government
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When a website says you're the winner for being the 1,000,000th visitor