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Mine is:
Xûr bringing good gear.
Also, vanilla rahool.
(-blam!- you Rahool. All them damn blues...)
Favourites so far:
[quote]a bridge made of toilet paper[/quote]
[quote]Good loot in destiny[/quote]
[quote]A fart after the 20th mile.[/quote]
[quote]pinochio. [/quote]
[quote]A thief with my wallet...
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Wait a minute.......?!?! .......
They're the same thing.... My bad[/quote]
[quote]The Nigerian prince who wants to make me rich[/quote]
[quote]Everything[/quote]
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Enough condom jokes, please!
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Sleeping next to Lorraina Bobbet.
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I'm sick of his -blam!-en neck beard. Why the -blam!- do people think neck beards are cool? Seriously, it just shows you are a lazy shit. Go all the way or don't. If you have a neck beard, I automatically hate your soul to the very core.
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Loki the trickster god standing right behind me
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The bloke in the bush opposite my house.
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People to not vote for Donald Trump. RIP- 'Merica 1778 - 2016
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A promos from a pencil sharpener that want me to stick my finger inside that it won't hurt me
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Rabid dogs
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My wife with my bank card..
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My wife with my bank card..
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My wife with my bank card..
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My wife with my bank card..
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My wife with my bank card..
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A Ford Pinto in bumper to bumper traffic
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A rock
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I'd trust drinking milk straight from the jug without smelling it first before I'd trust Luke Smith!
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Vladamir Putin with Syria
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A fart
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Bill Cosby with my sisters.
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I trust my lil bro to not put Legos in my path. [spoiler]lil bro wat r u doin?[/spoiler][spoiler]lil bro staaahhhp[/spoiler][spoiler]also hey bby <3[/spoiler]
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Ice that just froze the night before
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Obama
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The government
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I'd trust ONI from Halo more.
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Nick Cage with the Declaration of Independence
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North korea