Well let's face it. This past week has featured two main things: Nerfing the Sunbreaker, and the Shadowshot glitch. Pretty much equivalent to a Hunter vs. Titan standoff. Hunters cry about Titans being overpowered, while Titans defend themselves and say everything is fine. And now you have every Hunter in the game using the infinite Shadowshot glitch as a big middle finger to every Sunbreaker Titan.
Then, there's the warlocks. The innocent bystanders, caught in the line of fire of the hunter's tears and the Titan's hammers, asking themselves how it all came down to this. One can compare the situation of the Warlocks as if the Titans and Hunters were fighting the Revolutionary War, and the Warlocks were the Native Indians, just wishing this madness would stop.
But now great news has come down upon us, that Sunbreakers will be nerfed, and the Shadowshot glitch will finally be addressed. Finally peace will be restored among the community. However, the moral of this story is that Warlocks are indeed the master race, and it is now a proven fact that Bungie put more effort into developing and testing the [b]new warlock subclass[/b] than they did with the [b]new Hunter or Titan subclasses[/b] How do I know you ask? The answer is simple: warlocks are more balanced, and have no glitches [b]at the present time[/b]. In other words, they do not share any of the problems you see with Titans or hunters today.
In conclusion, being a warlock will get you the most balanced and ethical experience that destiny has to offer [b]at this point in time.[/b]
Edit: Even if you are a Hunter and don't use the glitch, or a Titan that for some odd reason doesn't use the Sunbreaker class, the bottomline is as of the Taken King warlocks have been excelling in how balanced they are and how no glitches have presently been discovered for them.
Edit 2: Warlocks have also never had any PVP complaints that were big as Sunbreakers or Shadowshot, only PvE complaints about raid cheesing.
Edit 3: To those of you referencing patches made in Year 1 concerning warlocks cheesing raids, understand I'm talking about now, in the [b]Taken King[/b] era, where the new Hunter and Titan subclasses both have major community wide issues except the warlock subclass.
Edit 3.5: Everything in bold will 100% clear up all your misconceptions, for those of you that read edits that is
Edit 4: Only used the term master race because writing something "less offensive" isn't exactly the best attention grabber. And after all, doesn't a favorite anything inevitably lead to competition?
Edit 5: Yes my post has bias, but the fact remains that warlocks have no [b]YEAR 2 GLITCHES/COMMUNITY-BREAKING OVERPOWEREDNESS[/b], making them the most balanced.
[b][i]in case you haven't figured it out this was satire. move on with your lives.[/i][/b]
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Edited by auragamee: 10/16/2015 10:15:08 AMNative Indians? [i]Native Indians?[/i] [b][i][u]Native Indians???[/u][/i][/b] [spoiler]Uncultured swine, it's [quote]Native Americans[/quote][/spoiler] So much PC h8. Enough console wars, man! [spoiler]Yes, I know what PC is. If you took that literally, do you know what sarcasm is?[/spoiler]
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I still love how people say it's hunters "whining" when half of those "whiners" are warlocks thenselves. Idiots just assume it's hunters because of them bring "OP" in crucible.
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This guy oozes douche bag.
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Are you forgetting the pvp self res glitch in original destiny?
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Na titans are the best!! XD
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Sure it seems that way but this is just the calm before the storm....so to speak. If Sunbreakers get nerfed along with Nightstalkers then all the people who are complaining [i]excessively[/i] because they honestly suck at this game will look to us....and then we'll hear BS about Sunsingers being too OP, Nova Bombs having too big of a range or blast radius, or whatever such nonsense.
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[quote]However, the moral of this story is that Warlocks are indeed the master race[/quote]
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Lol what
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Yeah warlocks didn't make Bungie change the freaking year 1 raids and ALL strikes because their solar grenades pushed the bosses off the map which made every fight insanely easy.. Also not to mention the self revive to get past several mechanics of certain encounters. Warlocks is/was the biggest cheesers/glitchers out of the 3 classes.
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I don't associate myself with any game character much but the warlock and titan in me want to tell the hunter in me to go -blam!- himself because he's a cheap dick.
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How about we just keep warlocks as the class people complain about the least. I think that would benefit us warlocks greatly.
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Not every hunter uses shadowshot glitch... I have never cheated in pvp, I actually try to play unlike the little kids who can play pvp.
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We have to clean up our act after all those solar grenade incidents ;)
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This is so damn true. Well said brother warlock
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#warlockmasterrace you peons. Kudos to you for this post
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[quote]Every Hunter in the game[/quote] You know Except me And 75%+ others
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Warlock master race. As a person sure but as a class we suck so bad right now lol
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Masterrace masterrace masterrace Its better you dont make the nikki lauda while your stupid masterrace
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I wanted to play as my warlock this week....but it's iron banner.
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You do know us warlocks were the only ones talked about during the Trials of Osiris era. Between burning forever grenades, self-rez and the Ram: no class was more complained about :) Just to remind you :)
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The innocent class behind most early cheeses and glitches. Heavy glitch with praxis and pushing. But yeah all classes have had their glitches.
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To those mentioning the infinite self rez glitch: Number of Warlock Super bugs: 1 Number of Hunter Super bugs: 2 Number of Titan Super bugs: 2 Just saying...
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Edited by Nintentard: 10/16/2015 2:56:35 AMPlease stop. You're making us look bad.
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Your time has passed, do you remember infinite self rez? I sure do.
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Storm caller will be the next to get nerfed. If I've learned anything from the forums it's that people will always find something to complain about.
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Edited by Ariana ♥: 10/16/2015 2:57:47 AMBoi hop off my D I use Golden Gun