Here's what I got from your post: Drink a lot less = Only drinks 6 a day; down from 12. Get laid more = Visits Bunny Ranch with Lamar Odom as your guide. House projects getting done finally = Takes the trash all the way out to curb, not just out the door. Feel so much more rested = Sleeps until noon due to playing Cod until 3am. Actually shaved the beard off = Could not afford the high cost of razors so you joined dollarshaveclub. For the first time, looked at other games = Had no money due to lack of employment so you could not afford other games. Got a slight tan from being outside = Vampire. How about you? I'm doing okay. Thanks for asking.