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Edited by Proto_Type17: 3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!

The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin! "yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up" "Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once" "Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack" Now go! Your turn! :D Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going! Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!

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  • Edited by Awoken Genius: 10/20/2015 3:21:10 AM
    Yo momma butt so ugly I woke up in bed with her the other night and was like "Phogoth?!!! Arghhh why isn't it chained up". Luckily the whole entire thing was just a really bad dream but it was kinda like a dream within a dream and a Ahamkara spoke to me and told me she is a Material Girl, btw yo momma so fat she walked past my window and blocked out the sunlight and I actually thought it was The Traveller. Yo momma so old she knew Dredgen Yor (she likes the bad guys) 700 years Ago in the Future??! Explain that one... Vex technology. Btw Dredgen and Jarren and ermm Thalor, Malphur, Cayde, Osirus, The Speaker, Shaxx, Arach, Banshee, Rahool, Xur, Oryx (she likes them big) Peter Dinklage pretty much any male character in the game all said yo momma was a machine in the bedroom and that head game though was of Legends and Mystery.

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