WHAT THE HELL BUNGIE! I just went into a pvp match and just realized that stupid [i]B[/i]ungie nerfed my thorn! It used to 2 shot and now it can't do shit! It's a piece of crap? Why did you do this? Now all these stupid hunters are shotgun rushing me and sniping me beiges I could get my third shot off wtf this is BS! I demand my 2HK back so these -blam!-ing scrubs can't shotgun rush me! I can't even pull out my felwinters lie before these -blam!-ing hunters blink and fill me with lead!
Oh, that reminds me of something else, MY FELWINTERS LIE DOESNT HAVE -blam!-ING SHOTPACKAGE. I SWEAR TO GOD WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU GET RID OF THE ONE PERK ON MY GUN THAT ACTUALLY REQUIRES SKILL TO PROPERLY USE?! most of these scrubs would not get within 20 feet of me with my shottie because they'd be filled with le[i]a[/i]d before they get to me! Now they run straight up to me, and shotgun my face before I can get a second shot off because the first didn't kill them! THATS BS! My felwinters required skill and now all these scrubs who are -blam!-ing sniping and shotgun rushing get easy kill while skilled players like me don't get as many kills on all the scrubs!
Not to mention when [i]I[/i] try to blink shotgun my shottie doesn't ready for like -blam!-ing 3 days! What the hell is up with this?! I demand a god damn refund for false advertising you stupid idiots!
You're letting all these noobs get free kills on us skilled players because you removed all the good perks that requires skill to use! Do you know how long it took me and how much grinding of weapon parts it took me to get my LiTC, shotpackage, reinforced barrel, 4 shot ma[i]t[/i]ador?! Seriously? Now I can't even use it because you got rid of shotpackage and now it won't even ready after blink! Screw you, Bungie. Screw you.
TL;DR [spoiler]WHAT THE HELL BUNGIE! I just went into a pvp match and just realized that stupid Bungie nerfed my thorn! It used to 2 shot and now it can't do shit! It's a piece of crap? Why did you do this? Now all these stupid hunters are shotgun rushing me and sniping me beiges I could get my third shot off wtf this is BS! I demand my 2HK back so these -blam!-ing scrubs can't shotgun rush me! I can't even pull out my felwinters lie before these -blam!-ing hunters blink and fill me with lead!
Oh, that reminds me of something else, MY FELWINTERS LIE DOESNT HAVE -blam!-ING SHOTPACKAGE. I SWEAR TO GOD WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU GET RID OF THE ONE PERK ON MY GUN THAT ACTUALLY REQUIRES SKILL TO PROPERLY USE?! most of these scrubs would not get within 20 feet of me with my shottie because they'd be filled with lead before they get to me! Now they run straight up to me, and shotgun my face before I can get a second shot off because the first didn't kill them! THATS BS! My felwinters required skill and now all these scrubs who are -blam!-ing sniping and shotgun rushing get easy kill while skilled players like me don't get as many kills on all the scrubs!
Not to mention when I try to blink shotgun my shottie doesn't ready for like -blam!-ing 3 days! What the hell is up with this?! I demand a god damn refund for false advertising you stupid idiots!
You're letting all these noobs get free kills on us skilled players because you removed all the good perks that requires skill to use! Do you know how long it took me and how much grinding of weapon parts it took me to get my LiTC, shotpackage, reinforced barrel, 4 shot matador?! Seriously? Now I can't even use it because you got rid of shotpackage and now it won't even ready after blink! Screw you, Bungie. Screw you.[/spoiler]
Edit: Lol at all your salt, you sniper camping scrubs. You have guns that aim for you and get easy shots on us skilled players with shotguns and handcannons! Get a life! Nobody likes you in crucible and you aren't skill so stop trying scrubs!
Edit: alright we're trending! Nice job lets get the word out about these stupid nerfs and sniper camping scrubs!
Edit: stupid scrubs think that thorn didn't take skill! You're probably the losers that camp with scout rifles and aim assisted snipers! If you snipe or scout you aren't skilled enough to have a comment that matters!
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Reported for breathing and being a waste of space.
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If this isn't satire Idk what is
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Too many people complained about it.
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*face palm* uhh i need to go kill some noobs in the crucible for some reason. i'll be back guardians
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If thorn was the golden age then TTK was the collapse. Get over it
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Since when "shot package" or "Felwinter LIE" require skills??? If you are really good with Thorn like you say, you can still get kill with the Thorn. Whats the deal?
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If stupid was a skill, you'd be master level.
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Grow the -blam!- up Thorn was ages ago get over it
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Can't walk without your crutches, eh?
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Bad satire is annoying.
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Best post ever! Can't stop laughing :D
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[url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url]
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I was expecting a buff due to the fact it could not 1 shot
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It took you that long to realise?
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They nerfed it because everyone (well, the majority) was using it in PvP. Same with Felwinters. And if you had read the Updates before the Taken King dropped you would've known they were going to nerf it.
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If you just now realized this, then you are way out of date
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My penis got soft from this post
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#satire
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Hahhahahahahaha -blam!- boi
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Edited by AYRES: 10/21/2015 12:44:20 PMI checked your thorn kills and compared them to your medal score. You are a thorn scrub. I know its satire.
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Edited by Cluster: 10/21/2015 1:21:46 PMGr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
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Here we go... Another little scrub complaining about the op thorn and the felwinters sniper. I had thorn and I didn't like to use it because it was to op and took no skill what so ever to use it, so last word was better. Bungie doesn't care about you little scrub, you talk all this shit about people because you keep getting rekd by snipers and shot gunners and they nerfed thorn for one because it was op and two, because bungie doesn't want everyone using the same weapon in crucible. They want people to change it up which is why they kept ghorn year one. Get over it everyone else did long before ttk came out you worthless piece of shit scrub.
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Edited by Lord Fortnite: 10/21/2015 1:17:08 PMGr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8 it was gr8 no h8 I appreci8 don't forget to close the g8 or you'll be l8 for your d8 with k8 m8
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Haha, people still don't get it. They jumped right on it. #satire.
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Wow OP, you did a nice B8! *Scow Clap*