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10/21/2015 4:00:01 AM
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"Yeah well believe it or not I've gathered the patience to wait for these clutterfuсks of teammates we have."
[b]he looks at his watchless wrist.[/b]
"Fuсk it I'm giving those cockholsters five more minutes. Get their own god damn ship..."
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"Yeah, sounds fair."
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[b]He then zooms through the channels. Bonnie Tyler, Celine Dion, etc.[/b] "Who the fuсk even programmed this garbage?!" [b]he slams his fists into the console and One Bad Man by the Midnight Riders comes on.[/b] "Hey! That's my song! Fuсkin' sweet!"
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He knows the song and sings quietly along. As the song ends, the song switches to Midnight Rider by the Allman Brothers band. Dean nods. "Good song."
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"Meh. Whatever floats your boat, kid." [b]he bangs his head on the seat's head rest.[/b] "Uuuugggghhh........ fuсk it." [b]he slams the controls forward, sending the gunship racing out of the hangar, knocking over some crates, equipment and probably making many, many people angry. He laughs as they get out.[/b] "WOOOHOOO!!!!!! FUСK Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!" [b]he phases his hand through the cockpit, flipping the bird at the cruiser.[/b]
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Dean chuckles. "Dude, you just pissed off so many people."
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"Well then they can shove their golden cocks up each other's assholes, I couldn't care less. Still getting payed after this." [b]he brings his hand back in, holding the controls.[/b] [spoiler]would you believe it if I told you this guy was actually bi? XD[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]*looks at you like "Aww hell naw"* *lols* Wait... Is he really!?![/spoiler] Nearing the asteroid, he sees a small gray cube-like structure on the surface.
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[spoiler]yep. I based this character off of me.[/spoiler] "That looks like it, kiddies. Buckle up and clench your asses real tight, we're going in."
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[spoiler]Muh n*gga that's what I did with muh first character too[/spoiler] "Dude, what the -blam!-?" Dean laughs as the ship draws closer to the asteroid.
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[b]the ship races towards the station at full speed, no slowing down in sight.[/b]
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"Dude, slow down. I want my cash, not a coffin."
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"C'mon, wuss. No harm in speeding up!" [b]he speeds up just before slamming the brakes, crashing the craft (but just a little bit), yet it was still quite operable.[/b] "HAHAHAHAHA! HEY!" [b]it seems he was singing a song.[/b]
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[b]a cloaked figure slammed down next to Ghostie.[/b]
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[b]he looked at the figure.[/b] "Told you to buckle up." [b]he takes a second look at her face, grinning under his mask.[/b] "Hello there, sweetie..." [spoiler]I'll be making a new post.[/spoiler]
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Dean facepalms as he stands and opens the door, stepping out. An oxygen bubble covered the area they had landed in.
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"C'mon you kids. Live a little." [b]he chuckles as he hops out, humming Moscow by Genghis Khan.[/b]
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Dean shakes his head, already in the base. You feel like you're being watched....Dean yells happily. "NO. -blam!-EN. WAY."
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"Someone struck the poon lotto it seems." [b]he chuckles.[/b] [spoiler]I'll make a new post for u, sola, Jen n me mmk? Heading to bed.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]K I'm heading to bed too[/spoiler] You see him holding a signed picture of Angus Young.
