I never put satire tags on a troll post. It defeats the purpose of the post in the first place. The satire tag is to prevent people from getting salty, when the entire point of making a post like this is to make people salty. Perceptive people recognize sarcasm. Dumb people get baited into responding angrily to posts like this. It's the way of the world.

Holy shit I read the entire thing laughing saying this was great satire then sadly no tag hmmm still think it is and very funny