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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Inflatablepants:
10/21/2015 11:45:21 PM
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I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!
*i fly into an open semi truck. Then fly out with 2 glocks*
Ohhhh yeaaaaa.
*I fire the weapons in a frenzy at you before landing on a sliding car*
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[b]He puts up his shield[/b] Ah! Bullets are for sissies! [b]He throws it like at you when he lands on another car[/b]
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*i stomp down on the shield* Ya but it was pretty cool! *i jump onto your car and kick you off onto another one*
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[b]He stabs sword into the side of it[/b] What irony is this?
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No idea man! But it's pretty funny! *i draw songblade* Let's make it interesting eh?! *the cars begin to move* *a train sign starts to blink*
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Oh Shit.... [b]Train noises are heard[/b] [b]He starts to pull himself up[/b] This might hurt a bit...
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Only a little! *the train comes bolting through traffic. Sending cars flying and exploding. I jump up onto the train*
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[b]He lands on top of the train car with a [i]thud[/i][/b] Ouch... [b]He gets up[/b] Come at me.
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*i swing songblade in a figure eight motion. The electricity flowing from it making a blue blur* Will do... *i raise songblade With two hands and strike your right shoulder*
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[b]Right at that moment, his shield flings down in front of him, blocking the strike[/b] Gotta love rebound. [b]He catches it and flings it again[/b]
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*I front flip over you and lands with my leg sliding in a 180 motion. I carry the momentum in an attempt to slash your back*
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[b]He rolls forward and goes flat[/b] You might wanna duck [b]A tunnel quickly approaches[/b]
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Shit! *I ragdoll flatly* [b]Night vision activate.[/b]
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[b]He starts to stab at you [/b] Hyaaa! Ya! Yayaya!
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*i roll around to avoid his blade* Sheesh! *I throw a knife into your shoulder*
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[b]It hits the Shoulder Guard and stays in[/b] That could have hurt!
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So is you stabbing me! *we get through the tunnel. I stand up quickly*
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[b]His shield comes from behind and hits you, before he catches it[/b] Watch your back.
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*i fall down from the impact and fall to the edge of the train car.* Oh boy!
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[b]He jumps down and breaks the link between the cars You start to fall behind the train[/b] Bye Bye! [b]He waves before entering the traib[/b]
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Hehe... *i get up on my train cart* *as your train turns and mine stops I shoot an explosive arrow in front of your trains tracks. Completely obliterating it's rail. Your train hits the brakes but is destined to fall off the destroyed rail. And into the traffic below*
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You sonnuva bi- [b]Hes cut off as the car he is in falls off the tracks[/b]
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*I walk and stand above the rubble. Looking around for you*
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[b]You see his sword sticking out on top on the rubble[/b]
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*I walk down. Ready. I investigate the sword*
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[b]It sits, wedged in the rubble[/b]
