"Well, above us is one of the biggest brothels in Neo-Centra. On either side are some of the most famous continuous rave party rooms. Now down here, this is the place where the eaters of the dead come to drink their coffee." *As his head clears the floor above, he is met by the sight of an entire underground café, complete with a bar and tables. It extends for about a hundred meters on all sides* "Welcome, to the [i]Laughing Coffin[/i]."