It's people like you who make the world dissapointed

Shaxx so shexxy

Shaxx sat in his bedroom, overlooking a picture of Saladin. He regrets doing his own thing after being told not to during Twilight Gap. [i]I should've listened...[/i] Shaxx thought to himself, punching a nearby wall. "Shaxx," a nearby voice called, opening Shaxx's door, "we need you back in the Crucible." "Will do, Ikora... I'll be out in a second." Ikora nodded and left Shaxx's door open. Shaxx looked around his room to check if anyone was spying, after quickly scanning the room, he took the picture of Saladin and tucked it away. ________________________________________ Saladin landed in the Tower, ignoring the Guardians watching as he walked by. He went to open up the Iron Banner, the field in which Iron Lords watched over. He checked his inventory, seeing as he brought the right weaponry to sell for High-Rep Guardians. "Saladin!" Shaxx called out, walking up to Saladin slowly. "Ah... I see, it's time for the Iron Banner." He continued nervously, twiddling his thumbs. "Yes." Saladin's voice was bitter, he raised the banners, and walked into the usual Iron Banner spot. He sets up his crates and fiery gong. "Shaxx, don't disturb." [spoiler]Someone else continue this, I'm too lazy to do anything.[/spoiler]

Speaker x Xur is my crack ship [spoiler]no regrets[/spoiler]

Speaker is like -blam!-ing the pope

Omg weaboos everywhere please die op.

Cayde-6 X Zavala

The cringe

Thirst.

I'd rather you kill yourself.

Any of the males on the game (except the cryptarch. Ew), and I'll be happy. But I'd like it more if it were Uldren or Lord Saladbar... And probably Shaxx... Oh, and Cayde, can't forget Cayde.

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Why you mad? I ain’t even mad. Have a smiley face on me. Chicks love them some smiley faces. So here have some more . You still mad? You still mad? It is abnormal to you because the square root of the box you live in is the exact size of the moons shadow - minus the round edges I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. "Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too." Hey I noticed your giving your thumbs up to me for viewing your profile, did you know that I was once walking through the woods and I saw a thumb on the floor it was deformed and the nail was half hanging off. I didn’t know what to do so I picked it up and put it in my bag, long story short I can’t find it and lost it in my room, could you help me find it? Please put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this, because they have been eaten by dragons. I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle.” I just tried to change my password to penis, but it said it was too short I’m as pissed off as a midget with a yo-yo SOBER is actually an acronym that stands for: Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila. She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked. fact: It's not masturbation if you use a puppet. I would love to start working out, but I'm beefing up for my "before" picture Do you know CPR because my dick stopped breathing. i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowershas anyone been as far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like....actually ur just really cute and i just wanted to get ur attention You mad? Why you mad? I ain’t even mad. Have a smiley face on me. Chicks love them some smiley faces. So here have some more . You still mad? You still mad? It is abnormal to you because the square root of the box you live in is the exact size of the moons shadow - minus the round edges I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. "Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too." Hey I noticed your giving your thumbs up to me for viewing your profile, did you know that I was once walking through the woods and I saw a thumb on the floor it was deformed and the nail was half hanging off. I didn’t know what to do so I picked it up and put it in my bag, long story short I can’t find it and lost it in my room, could you help me find it? Please put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this, because they have been eaten by dragons. I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle.” I just tried to change my password to penis, but it said it was too short I’m as pissed off as a midget with a yo-yo SOBER is actually an acronym that stands for: Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila. She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked. fact: It's not masturbation if you use a puppet. I would love to start working out, but I'm beefing up for my "before" picture Do you know CPR because my dick stopped breathing. i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowershas anyone been as far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like....actually ur just really cute and i just wanted to get ur attention

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It was another normal day at the tower. Cayde was complaining about not getting to fight, Xur gave shit exotics, and suicidal guardians jumped off the edge when getting engrams from Master Rahool. But something was wrong. Lord Shaxx was extremely quiet today. "I hope Saladin-Kun will notice me during Iron Banner this month..." thought Shaxx. "When i try to talk to him, I chicken out...". Meanwhile, as Lord Shaxx wept, Lord Saladin was flying to the tower for another IB. "One day you might finally talk to me" said Lord Saladin, staring at a picture of Lord Shaxx "You always run away in fear when I try to talk. Is there something wrong with me?" Said Saladin. Lord Shaxx went to talk to Rahool, when Lord Saladin showed up. Not looking where he was going, Saladin bumped into Shaxx and dropped all his weapons and armor. "I... Im so sorry! Let me get these for you!" Said Shaxx "Its alright ill get them" said Saladin. But as they both bent down, their helemts touched. "Oh!" Cried Shaxx, "im so sorry! Im just a big screw up..." "Dont be..." said Saladin, touching Shaxx's shining helmet... 15 likes for part 2 Part 2 is here Saladin then did the nasty no-no with Shaxx