Mara Sov is at 69

Not that I would actually read any, but anyone besides Eris. Nobody wants to read hive porn, and everyone knows that Eris is a dirty hive whore.

Mara sov is at 69% oh bby

I wanna hear some nasty stuff about Omnigul. Everyone needs lovin.... Even a little...SWORD, logic?!

Shaxx basically wrote his own. Ever hear his "I would blah blah blah with my teeth" speech?

Why does Amanda Holliday get no love?!

Uldren ...really...

Sign here for the sweeperbot

Do you watch anime?

Rasputin. Or as I like to call him, "Ras-pull-out." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

About your mother, Trebek. #conneryliveson

Really, why no Amanda Holliday or Petra Venj? Those are the most obvious ones.

"I've been looking for you everywhere..." "Ah!" Cyptarch Rahool jumped at the sound of Eris' voice. He hadn't really been trying to hide, but he hadn't really been looking forward to seeing Eris again so soon. Not after the unbelievable and terrifying encounter he had with her last night at the festival of the lost. Eris grinned upon smelling Rahool's fear. "There's no point in hiding from me, cryptarch. I've learned too well to smell out my prey from my time in the pit." "I wasn't trying to hide, Eris! I'm merely particularly engrossed in my work at the moment. There's a batch of very interesting engrams that have come in and the code is from golden age Germany! If I could just find someone who speaks-" "Enough..." Eris cut him off before he could finish his no doubt lengthy explanation of the value of German engrams. Her expression turned to one of sultry desire. "You know why I have come don't you?" Rahool gulped. "I...uh...oh dear..." This lame response seemed to only amuse Eris further. "Ha! You know just as well as I do that you enjoyed the...festival...last night." Rahool's face blushed into a shade of bluish purple at the mention of the festival. "Eris...I really don't know about th-" "Silence..." Eris cut him off again. "Give in to me, cryptarch. I promise you...you WON'T regret it." Her face drew close to his. Rahool recoiled instinctively but...his thoughts wandered to how unsatisfied he had been with his work lately. Decoding engrams was scholarly yes, but what was the point of knowledge if you didn't have anyone to share it with? Rahool cursed inside himself and thought "take control of your life!" He leaned forward and.... AAAHHHH WHAT HAVE I DONE! IM SO SORRY DESTINY FORUMS IM SORRY!!!!