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10/23/2015 11:02:22 PM
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What do you sexually identify as?
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter
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I. Am. BATMAN
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A lemon. Yeah
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I sexually identify as a roflcopter [spoiler]SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI[/spoiler]
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A frog
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I sexually identify as the little plastic thing at the end of your shoelaces
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Top hat
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9 RepliesI sexually identify as a Bionicle.
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I gotta go fast
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I identify as a left footed boot
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Zombie Alway hungry for more
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1 ReplyUr mom
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1 ReplyI sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the -blam!-, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.
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1 ReplyAn Indian child slave Check your labour privileges
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One of Richard Simmons's most boisterous farts.
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1 ReplyI sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m -blam!-ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Mecha Hitler
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5 RepliesWhat's the point of these threads?
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The eldest of an African Tribe. Check your clean water privilege.
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Sexually identify as a zombie Always hungry
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I sexually identify as the planet Mercury and I think you need to check your intergalactic privileges.
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1 ReplyPhospholipid molecule
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21 RepliesI'm an M1A3 Abrams Main Battle Tank stuck in a man's body. The struggle is real.
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An MLG quickscoper.
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I identify as an fighter jet.
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[quote]I sexually identify as an attack helicopter[/quote]
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