Agreed
*steps closer*
Ok I know you're hiding something from me
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"Ummm....ummm...." [b]vaaxius looks at it before laughing, sending her sides further into orbit[/b]
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Typical..this why I dyed my fur black in the first place
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"I'm sorry, but I was expecting something different, I shouldn't be laughing at your misfortune..."
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It's fine...I can fix this problem with a little kerosene and a lighter
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"Oh no! Self harm is not a way to fix that!"
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Why not?
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"Because for one, you don't have thumbs, and for two, you would most likely spill it all over yourself..."
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What about eating chocolate or swallowing a cyanide pill?
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"I'm going to slap you, do you want to be the first dog I slap?"
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No...
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"Than don't do any of that."
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*walks over to my coat and starts clawing at a pocket*
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"What's in there?" [b]vaaxius walks over to it and opens the pocket[/b]
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*runs to the other side of the room whining, inside the pocket there's a container filled with cyanide capsules*
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"Oh no, bad, no suicide for you." [b]vaaxius takes the pills and puts them in the globe[/b]
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*slowly walks back over to the coat*
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"Is there chocolate in there?"
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Umm....no.. *slowly picks up the sleeve*
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[b]vaaxius picks the jacket up and holds it away from him[/b] "Why are you so suicidal?"
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Not exactly suicidal I'm more of a masochist
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"Still, you're not going to hurt yourself on my watch."
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Do you even have a watch?
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"Yup, it's on my omni tool."
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Hmm... *walks over to the globe and tries to get the cyanide capsules*
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[b]vaaxius walks over to him and pushes him away[/b] "No."