...too good..it's been way too long since I've gotten something like this
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"How would you like your belly rubbed?"
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I would enjoy that but...
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"You don't want to be treated like a dog, do you?"
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No...that's not why
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"Oh.... I think I know why, that would be awkward...."
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Some animals are born with intriguing patterns in their fur...I just hate mine
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"I could change it, if you want..."
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There's no need for that...if you want to see for yourself go ahead
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[b]vaaxius smiles as she rolls him onto his back gently, wanting to see what he was talking about[/b]
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 10/24/2015 11:21:08 PM*there's black patches of fur in random spots but in the center of my chest are a few that seem to be the shape of hearts* It's embarrassing
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"Ummm....ummm...." [b]vaaxius looks at it before laughing, sending her sides further into orbit[/b]
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Typical..this why I dyed my fur black in the first place
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"I'm sorry, but I was expecting something different, I shouldn't be laughing at your misfortune..."
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It's fine...I can fix this problem with a little kerosene and a lighter
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"Oh no! Self harm is not a way to fix that!"
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Why not?
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"Because for one, you don't have thumbs, and for two, you would most likely spill it all over yourself..."
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What about eating chocolate or swallowing a cyanide pill?
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"I'm going to slap you, do you want to be the first dog I slap?"
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No...
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"Than don't do any of that."
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*walks over to my coat and starts clawing at a pocket*
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"What's in there?" [b]vaaxius walks over to it and opens the pocket[/b]
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*runs to the other side of the room whining, inside the pocket there's a container filled with cyanide capsules*
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"Oh no, bad, no suicide for you." [b]vaaxius takes the pills and puts them in the globe[/b]