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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
10/26/2015 1:53:35 AM
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*one of knots in tree's bark opens to reveal an eye.*
I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just a tree.
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Ite, stop it.
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No, I'm actually fused to the tree. *one of the branches moves over to slap you.* So technically, I'm not eavesdropping. I'm LEAVESDROPPING! AHAHAHAHA...
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*i walk over and slow clap* That was great, really great. Wow that was. That was just great.
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Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week!
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*Takes out my sword and cuts off a branch* that hurt? Elise-*takes out her sword and goes for rhe eye*
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AH SHIT! *the knot in the tree closes up, covering the eye, as the tree unroots itself and crawls away*
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*Sithis sighs and poimts hus finger in your direction and a lazer a size of the dojo flies at you*
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*The tree burns away, leaving only me, the center, there on fire* AHHHHHH! *flails and runs in a figure eight*
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*Elise sends a ray of water at you*
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*falls over from the blast of water, and is now covered in first degree burns*
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*Sithis walks over to you and heals you&
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*stands up* So... What's up?
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Nothing much....just discussing godly business with my sis.
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I see. What kind of godly business?
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Stuff that cant be explained to mortals.
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Technically I'm only half mortal, so I'd at least half get it. Lay it on me.
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*sigh* well our mother and father are pissed and are planning to take the dojo down in exactly 5 days.
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Why, exactly?
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Because Deadpool kicked the shit out of our father alone and they think we are weakened by the dojo.
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That's kind of a backwards logic, but does that mean I can at some point punch a god in the face?
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[spoiler]You could just punch Celin in the face[/spoiler]
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*laughs* if you van get close enough. To prepare, I tought deadpool Soul reaper powers...
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You highly underestimate me... *laughs*
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Well, our father kicked our asses and his minions kicked the shit outta celon....only deadpool has been fully victorious.
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I have a scythe that is, at its sharpest, half an atom thick. I can create a nuclear explosion by moving it less than an inch.
