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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
10/26/2015 3:23:16 AM
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Not today senior!
I've had a sniper on you since you drew!
*a red dot appears on your forehead*
[spoiler]Dick measuring contest begin![/spoiler]
[spoiler]I don't mean actual dicks I mean...you know...one upping eachother.....[/spoiler]
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But you see senór, I've had Celon posing as your sniper the whole time! [b]The red dot moves to your forehead.[/b]
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Ah. But you see! I just had cellon senior kidnapped! Cellon senior: Well shit.
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[spoiler]Wait, what?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Grandpa Cellon. That guy. You know? The one you have to tubs? Role with it.[/spoiler] *stares with a challenge in my eyes*
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[spoiler]*Facepalms* You mean Cabbot...[/spoiler] [b]He stares back.[/b]
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[spoiler]lol ya. Your turn.[/spoiler] [b]STARES INCREDIBLY INTENSELY[/b]
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[b]STARES SO HARD THAT HIS KI CONCENTRATES, AND HE ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS A BEAM THAT HITS YOU IN THE FACE.[/b]
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[spoiler]ayyy this is a Mexican standoff. Not a fight![/spoiler] *the beam fades* Haha! I've had Frieza watch and control your powers this whole time! Frieza:Get rekt bitch
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SHUT THE HELL UP FRIEZA! [b]Celon shoots Frieza, killing him.[/b]
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[spoiler]No we gotta one up eachother! Not just kill each other's assets! It's gotta be like... "I have this" "Well I have that" And it keeps going![/spoiler] Hahaha! Killing Frieza will do nothing! Because I have an orbital destruction satellite with a tactical shot aiming for you right now!
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"Explosives won't hurt me IF IM A GOD!" [b]He goes SSGSS.[/b]
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Oh ya?! Well I can go- [b]goes majora[/b] [i]MAJORA![/i]
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"I'm a -blam!-ing God. And so is my son." [b]Celon goes SSG.[/b]
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[b]lego aims 1&2 at both of you Notices frieza[/b]
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Whoa whoa whoa! *I aim at you* You best watch where you aim!
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Its called a standoff for a reason
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Oh ya? Well I'll make you sit down! [spoiler]one upping begins now![/spoiler] I've had a drone target lock you this WHOLE TIME.
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I had gorgons locked on this whole time as well
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Ya? Well I've had a hacker controlling those gorgons!
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[spoiler]I win[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lame[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]nothing beats a halo ring[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]but you said gorgons[/spoiler]
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I don't need gorgons [b]halo ring turns on[/b]
