It was another normal day at the tower. Cayde was complaining about not getting to fight, Xur gave shit exotics, and suicidal guardians jumped off the edge when getting engrams from Master Rahool. But something was wrong. Lord Shaxx was extremely quiet today. "I hope Saladin-Kun will notice me during Iron Banner this month..." thought Shaxx. "When i try to talk to him, I chicken out...". Meanwhile, as Lord Shaxx wept, Lord Saladin was flying to the tower for another IB. "One day you might finally talk to me" said Lord Saladin, staring at a picture of Lord Shaxx "You always run away in fear when I try to talk. Is there something wrong with me?" Said Saladin. Lord Shaxx went to talk to Rahool, when Lord Saladin showed up. Not looking where he was going, Saladin bumped into Shaxx and dropped all his weapons and armor. "I... Im so sorry! Let me get these for you!" Said Shaxx "Its alright ill get them" said Saladin. But as they both bent down, their helemts touched. "Oh!" Cried Shaxx, "im so sorry! Im just a big screw up..." "Dont be..." said Saladin, touching Shaxx's shining helmet... 15 likes for part 2 Part 2 is here Saladin then did the nasty no-no with Shaxx