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10/27/2015 4:45:09 AM
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Oh no. How dare those darn companies try to sell me stuff. Call the police.
Dispatcher: "911. What's your emergency?"
DeusFever: "... (Sob)... Ughh Why?!"
Dispatcher: "Sir, please try to remain calm and speak clearly so that I may assist you. What's your situation?"
DeusFever: "....(Sob)... (Sniff)... OH GOD. Okay. Okay... (Sniff) I was playing my video game... And and and (sniff) they tried to make me...They tried to make me BUY something with money but I don't HAVE any money and... Aaa- WHY?!!"
Dispatcher: "Sir who was coercing you? Are they still there? Have you been robbed?"
DeusFever: "BUNGIE! They tried to SELL me Trick or Treat masks for my (sob) make believe character and..."
Dispatcher: "Sir, this line is for emergencies only."
DeusFever: "... Shhhh! I think... OH GAWD! It's in the mail! THEY'RE IN MY MAIL!"
Dispatcher: "Sir, If this is not a true emergency then I need to hang up with..."
DeusFever: "Oh FAWK!! Home Depot! They just mailed me a COUPON for 20% off my next total purchase... BUT I DON'T EVEN LIKE HOME DEPOT!!!"
Anyways you get the picture. You're a ridiculous person. The end.
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why would you call the police? that's stupid.
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Wait, you wouldn't call the police?
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*WOOOOSH* Right over your head
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Hahaha excellent.
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Funny... To funny!
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Dispatcher: "911. What's your emergency?" ForcefulPayload: "... (Sob)... Ughh Why?!" Dispatcher: "Child, please try to remain calm and speak clearly so that I may assist you. What's your situation?" ForcefulPayload: "....(Sob)... (Sniff)... OH GOD. Okay. Okay... (Sniff) I was reading the forums, and saw something I didn't like.. Aaa- WHY?!!" Dispatcher: "Child who was coercing you? Are they still there? Have you been robbed?" ForcefulPayload: "DeusFever! He wrote a forum post and..." Dispatcher: "Look kid, this line is for emergencies only." ForcefulPayload: "... Shhhh! I think... OH GAWD! It's in the reply! THEY'RE IN MY REPLY!" Dispatcher: "Kid, If this is not a true emergency then I need to hang up with..." ForcefulPayload: "Oh tinkle bears!! There are forum posts everywhere!!! So many things I disagree with! It's not all what I'm thinking, it's not all what I'm thinking . . . " Forum posts are fun.
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Complete fail
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Laziest attempt at a forum comeback I have ever seen. You tried and failed
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The original was funny. Yours is lazy.
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Absolutely. Nice use of Twinkle Bears.
