Oh no. How dare those darn companies try to sell me stuff. Call the police. Dispatcher: "911. What's your emergency?" DeusFever: "... (Sob)... Ughh Why?!" Dispatcher: "Sir, please try to remain calm and speak clearly so that I may assist you. What's your situation?" DeusFever: "....(Sob)... (Sniff)... OH GOD. Okay. Okay... (Sniff) I was playing my video game... And and and (sniff) they tried to make me...They tried to make me BUY something with money but I don't HAVE any money and... Aaa- WHY?!!" Dispatcher: "Sir who was coercing you? Are they still there? Have you been robbed?" DeusFever: "BUNGIE! They tried to SELL me Trick or Treat masks for my (sob) make believe character and..." Dispatcher: "Sir, this line is for emergencies only." DeusFever: "... Shhhh! I think... OH GAWD! It's in the mail! THEY'RE IN MY MAIL!" Dispatcher: "Sir, If this is not a true emergency then I need to hang up with..." DeusFever: "Oh FAWK!! Home Depot! They just mailed me a COUPON for 20% off my next total purchase... BUT I DON'T EVEN LIKE HOME DEPOT!!!" Anyways you get the picture. You're a ridiculous person. The end.