How much is your account worth if you made minimum wage for each hour of playtime?
Just take your state/country minimum wage and multiply it by your total playtime.
For example if you played 1000 hours, and your minimum wage is $7.50/hour, then your account is worth $7,500.
[spoiler]I have roughly 1,408 hours played. PA minimum wage is $7.25/hour. My account is worth $10,208.[/spoiler]
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That's still 1000 hours your soul wasn't being pissed on at a shitty job.