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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
10/27/2015 2:48:08 PM
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Ah. But you killed my father! So prepare to die!
*I draw my sword and .357*
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*Draws a bigger gun on a whiteboard* "Aha!!! And I must admit, he was delicious!!!"
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Hahahahaha. Your magical board of Art is nothing compared to my wonders! *out of the sky drops an electric PKM into my hands*
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*Tosses whiteboard aside and pulls out a tessaract railgun* "Aha!!! I have broken your puny physics to weaponize a shape!!!"
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Oh ya?! *You begin floating uncontrollably* Well I had one of my buds tag you with an anti-gravity dart! Have a,FLY, Time! Mwahahahaha!
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*Flips a switch and turns off gravity* "Aha!!! Now we are both flying!!!" [spoiler]Turning off gravity.... Consider the large-scale consequences....[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]shhhhhh[/spoiler] WHO HO! Well I knew you were going to do that! That's why I brought my rocket boots!
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[spoiler]Alright. So... Can we do some crazy shyt later? Because otherwise....[/spoiler] "Aha!!! I had known that you would have known that I would do that, so I swapped your rocket fuel for bubbles!!!"
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Mwhahahaha! That is all I need to get around! I kidnapped your mother btw!
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"The joke is on you!!! You kidnapped my sister instead!!! Oh wait.... You kidnapped a dummy instead!!! Hah!!!"
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Hahahahaha! I will not fall for your cheap tricks! I'll also have you know that I scheduled you 8! DENTAL APPOINTMENTS! THIS WEEK!
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"Aha!!! But I have nothing to worry about, for I brush my teeth every day!!!!" *Holds up opera tickets* "Aha!!! I have gotten you and your whole family an all expenses-paid-for deluxe opera experience!!!! To the worst opera house in the world!!!"
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OH YA?! WELL MY FAMILY LOVES OPERA! SO WE CAN JUST SIT DOWN AND CRITICIZE IT AND HAVE A FUN TIME! Just for you I got you a one hour pass to Disney world! That's about all the time you need to get HALFWAY THROUGH A LINE!!!
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[spoiler]Now that's just plain evil....[/spoiler] "Now see here!!! I decided to upgrade my family's passes, and now we have a full week!!! Aha!!"
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *a sign pops down saying Disney world is closed* I Knew you had upgraded! So I gave Disney world 9000 mill to close!!! Hahahahahaha!
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"Aha!!! But SeaWorld is still open!!! I have summoned an Orca army!!!"
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MWAHAHAHAHAHHA! Jokes on you! I just ordered a shipment for all of the salmon in Australia! Those orcas will listen to ME NOW
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"Hah!!! The salmon shipment was intercepted by my megalodons!!!"
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But I had trackers in the salmon! So those megaldons are gunna get killed by my nuclear submarines! *submarines fire the missiles at the megaldons*
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"Hah!!! You cannot break through the megalodon's pack shielding!!!" *Missiles explode against shields* "Return fire!!!!" *The megalodons begin spewing salmon at the subs*
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Mwahahahaha! What you didn't anticipate is that my submarines have an ANTI-WATER MECHANISM! All WATER AROUND THEM WILL EVAPORATE! RENDERING YOUR MEGLADONS USELESS AND KILLING YOUR ORCAS! *The sea evaporates screwing everything over*
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[spoiler]Well then.... RIP Earth.[/spoiler] "Ahahaha!!!! But you now realize that you left your submarines stuck on the bottom of the ocean, perfect targets for my patent-pending singularity bombs!!!"
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Nyahahahahahahaa! Doesn't matter! Because my submarines have anti-singularity devices in them! Which will send your bombs straight to where you float right now! Oh...ya and the whole gravity thing makes it so they won't fly properly....
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Edited by TwiggierTiger22: 11/7/2015 1:05:21 AM"Aha!!! But my singularity bombs have instead locked onto you!!!!"
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Mwahahahahaha! No matter! Because I had someone inside your bomb activation system THIS WHOLE TIME!!!
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"Of course!!! My people stuffed him into one of the bombs before they launched!!!"
