Dispatcher: "911. What's your emergency?" ForcefulPayload: "... (Sob)... Ughh Why?!" Dispatcher: "Child, please try to remain calm and speak clearly so that I may assist you. What's your situation?" ForcefulPayload: "....(Sob)... (Sniff)... OH GOD. Okay. Okay... (Sniff) I was reading the forums, and saw something I didn't like.. Aaa- WHY?!!" Dispatcher: "Child who was coercing you? Are they still there? Have you been robbed?" ForcefulPayload: "DeusFever! He wrote a forum post and..." Dispatcher: "Look kid, this line is for emergencies only." ForcefulPayload: "... Shhhh! I think... OH GAWD! It's in the reply! THEY'RE IN MY REPLY!" Dispatcher: "Kid, If this is not a true emergency then I need to hang up with..." ForcefulPayload: "Oh tinkle bears!! There are forum posts everywhere!!! So many things I disagree with! It's not all what I'm thinking, it's not all what I'm thinking . . . " Forum posts are fun.