[quote]When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Nope Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? Who cares? Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? Some people are, in fact, that dumb Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? What kind of asshat actually does that? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Because 8/10 by the time he's done you're gonna be broke If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? Nothing really. You just glow a little bit If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? A bad joke is still a joke. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Maintenance. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Good question. Jury is out on this one... However, I'm working on a patent for literal lip stick. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? More easily justified when something goes wrong. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why doesn't paint dry in the can? If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Nobody said you couldn't drink [i]then[/i] drive If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? [spoiler]Gawd?[/spoiler] Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things? I'd say it's open to interpretation If I save time, when do I get it back? Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved? Agreed. Pant ftw! Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly? Because once you realize what is happening you go zero to a hundred real quick Can Vegans eat Animal crackers? Nope. Read the ingredients. Vegan animal crackers, sure. PS or XBX? Pc, fgt Apple or Android? Flip phone ftw Why are we here? Who am I to speak for the community? Destiny or Halo? Reach. What if the following sentence is true. But the previous sentence is false? Ming=blown Why is Bacon have "Bake" in it when we cook it? Because when I slather it in liquid thc... Why does Cookies have "Cook" in it when we bake them? Next question... Imperials or Stormcloaks? Daedra! Is PC truly #masterrace? Indeed What % of fat do you like in your milk? Whole milk or bust! Hot tea or Iced tea? Coffee. Hot dogs or hamburgers? Burgers Beef or Pork? Omnivore. Doesn't matter. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 30 and a chipped tooth Trucks, Cars, or Vans? AE86 GT Apex Sony or Microsoft? LINUX Is Cortana really kill? No, but Chief is. Can you even? Nope. Walmart or Target? Ames Who is your favorite Ninja/Bng employee? Recon, obv. How do you like your steak? Bloody AF Who expects the Spanish Inqusition? Spaniards Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? ... Quality of life says no. This is some 3rd world shit. My ancestors are smiling down on me Imperials, can you say the same? Indeed How do you get to Carnegie hall? Siri knows the answer Is a male magician a wizard or a warlock? Sorcerer. Oak or Pine trees? Oak What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow? Ain't nobody got time for that Is country music [i]really[/i] that bad? Indeed Are you a brony? Kys What country do you live in? Honduras Do you even lift? I can bench twice my own weight What are those? Yer mom's tiddies Why are pizza boxes square, when the actual pizza is round? Extra surface area Why doesn't McDonalds sell hotdogs? Just no... Good decision. Can crop circles be square? Crop circles can feature squares... Are eyebrows considered facial hair? Yep Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Illuminati What is Satan's last name? [spoiler][b] [/b][/spoiler] What is a picture of a thousand words worth? 201.50 Can animals commit suicide? Technically, no. Can you buy an entire chess set at a pawn shop? If you don't mind random crap because the queen is missing, yes. Since rabbits don't lay eggs, why does the Easter bunny carry them? Because christians took Pagan holidays, re skinned them, and sold them as DLC What's the difference between fancy ketchup and regular ketchup? A few pesos. [/quote]