What type of Candy would you give guardians that knock on your door for Halloween? Based on your opinions of them from this game and recent forum behavior.
Here's mine:
Hunter-Baby Ruth
Titans-Nerds
Warlocks-Snickers
No explanation needed.
Share yours! And make it an actually Candy Bar please!
Edit: damn, a lot of you like raisins.. Why?? Just Why??
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Hunter: cry babies Titan: war head Warlock: smarties
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"dismantle mines, yes?" And then my pumpkins explode
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I'm actually doing the last minute touches of my Hunter costume so I can wear it to work tomorrow and then go out with my younger brother Saturday for he will be a mine craft dude. I actually hope I get lots of Reece's cups! Haha I'm 27.
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Edited by A Hippo7910: 10/31/2015 1:25:26 AMA guy came to my house dressed as a Hunturd actually. Suit was pretty convincing an he modified a Nerf gun to look like TLW. I said "Brb kiddo" I came out with my girlfriend, I was wearing an Acti shirt, her a Bungie shirt. She grabbed his gun and smashed it with a hammer. He started crying and yelled "Stop! It took forever to make that!" I walked up and pimp handed him to the floor and said "Get nerfed bitch". I proceeded to punch my gf in the back of the head. I bent her over and visciously -blam!-ed her asshole while the little shite cried on the floor. My barbed cock split her ass in half and ripped chuncks of flesh from her anus. I had to pick her intestins from the barbs but it was worth it Anyways.... Titans get a giant gummy bear and king sized butterfinger Warloks get Twix and star crunchies Humters get a damp sock
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I show them a whole bunch of candy that they dont have yet but have to come back next Halloween to get, then I give them candy they already have in their bags.
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I was going to say salty engrams....
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Raisins for everybody woohoo :)
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Ether Seeds
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I would have them put their hand in a box grab the first candy they feel but before that. [spoiler] dismantle mines yesssss... Or you die[/spoiler]
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I hand out 320 artifacts :)
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Rasins
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I don't give them candy unless they can grab the relic from my roof and then blow me up with bombs. And if they do, I give them candy that's worse than what they already have.
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Shouldn't the warlocks get the nerds? They are the knowledge class. Titans are tough so jawbreakers. Hunters...hmmmmm I don't know.... microwavable popcorn...symbolic for when they go super and pull out the golden gun. Pop pop pop.
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a chocholate strange coin
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Me? I give them nothing. Too busy killing Oryx.
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If a kid came to my door dressed as a guardian, he/she gets the whole bowl. I will also high five the parents. High fives are still cool right?
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All the barbecue sauce and ketchup packets from late night fast food runs. [b][i]Happy Halloween you little bastards[/i][/b]
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Purple box with a blue box inside
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My copy of Destiny because it's boring.
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Tiny boxes of raisins
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I hand them cheese as they kneel before me until I push them backwards off my porch
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Hunter gets a Skittles pack Titan gets a Jawbreaker Warlock gets 3 tiny boxes of Nerds
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A purple box with a surprise inside [spoiler]Psst, a green box is inside[/spoiler]
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Eris' orb rock.
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A razor blade superglued between two necco wafers
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I was going to be your mom, but I cant fit nine dicks in my mouth...