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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
10/28/2015 10:02:11 PM
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But I had trackers in the salmon! So those megaldons are gunna get killed by my nuclear submarines!
*submarines fire the missiles at the megaldons*
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"Hah!!! You cannot break through the megalodon's pack shielding!!!" *Missiles explode against shields* "Return fire!!!!" *The megalodons begin spewing salmon at the subs*
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Mwahahahaha! What you didn't anticipate is that my submarines have an ANTI-WATER MECHANISM! All WATER AROUND THEM WILL EVAPORATE! RENDERING YOUR MEGLADONS USELESS AND KILLING YOUR ORCAS! *The sea evaporates screwing everything over*
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[spoiler]Well then.... RIP Earth.[/spoiler] "Ahahaha!!!! But you now realize that you left your submarines stuck on the bottom of the ocean, perfect targets for my patent-pending singularity bombs!!!"
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Nyahahahahahahaa! Doesn't matter! Because my submarines have anti-singularity devices in them! Which will send your bombs straight to where you float right now! Oh...ya and the whole gravity thing makes it so they won't fly properly....
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Edited by TwiggierTiger22: 11/7/2015 1:05:21 AM"Aha!!! But my singularity bombs have instead locked onto you!!!!"
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Mwahahahahaha! No matter! Because I had someone inside your bomb activation system THIS WHOLE TIME!!!
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"Of course!!! My people stuffed him into one of the bombs before they launched!!!"
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Mwahahahhaa! But what you didn't know. Is that I have had a tracker on him! I have an emp bomb ready to go! And it will ensure NOTHING TAKES OFF!!! Hahahahahah!
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*points to missiles about 2 mins away* You mean those? Already launched.
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Uhhhhh...how powerful are those missiles?
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*Looks up* Ohhhhhh. Sheeeeet. RUN!!!!!
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B-b-but we don't have gravity!
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"Use the bubbles!!!!!"
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You disabled them remember!?
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"No, I never did." *Bombs are 1 min away* "Shall we leave please?"
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Yup! *my boots turn to rocket boots and I grab you as we fly at 500km/hr*
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"Wheeeeee"
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[b]EXPLOOOOOSIOOOONZZZZX[/b]
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[spoiler]Indeed. Well done.[/spoiler] I think our work here is done.
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Agreed. [b]Badass black lensed aviators appear on our faces[/b] [spoiler]Lol. 3 week standoff complete![/spoiler]
