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Edited by The Cellar Door:
10/30/2015 4:34:23 AM
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I am the greatest Bungie.net troll of all time.
So, I have to say, today was very bland from the moment I woke up. It was just one of those days that seemed very normal, does that ever happen to you?
Maybe I'm just stuck in a routine, my life has hit a plateau. I'm a tad disdained, I've lost my usual bravado.
But I sit here, typing this, and I really can't act coy.
I've come to the realization that I'm the greatest troll to ever grace his presence upon bungie. It has come to the point where I can lace together intertwining stories like an actor would improv. I'm sure you'll wonder why I think this, and possibly you'll search this thread for clues like the wreckage from a tsunami. I'm here to tell you, that a good troll is never discovered, so your petty attempts leave me laughing.
Should this concern you, what I could possibly have on my agenda? I'm not sure, is your name Lincoln? Do you want to find out what can happen to the second cabin? Talk about a real boogaloo. The fact of that matter is that I've fooled all of you, you've all devoured the bait on the line that I drag.
Truthfully, I'm a bit disappointed that this community hasn't discovered my monster. It's a tad pathetic, seeing how he truly has affected everyone here. You probably still won't understand, but I felt like posting this thread to make your engines rev. I guess sometimes I just like to be a dick to people. Just like that one about how nine eight seven.
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Edited by Linc00: 11/25/2015 6:16:42 PM[b] [/b]
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1 ReplyI just had nine poos come out of my bottom hole. It was like a machine gun. Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat That's a lot of poo. Machine gun poo. My bottom is a poo machine gun. Machine poo gun. Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat
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1 ReplyI really don't like this person
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You forgot one very very important factor... [spoiler]we're all Achronos alts.[/spoiler]
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1 Reply#bot7??? CELLAR IZ XDC confirmed!!!!
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But can you shit post better than Fart Monkey? No. No you can't
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1 ReplyYou forgot one very very important factor... [spoiler]we're all Achronos alts.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI don't care, man, you're friendly enough and you're cool and that's all that matters to me.
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1 ReplyNo no no, O_________O is greatest troll.
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1 Reply>thread is troll post >the master con >but wait >the greatest trick the devil pulled is convincing everyone he doesn't exist >oh noes >when we're u wen door slammed?1? >close the door on that one >open the door of opportunity >the doorway to another realm of existence >door is from the land of troll on the belly of the earth-turtle >door is here to sabotage our bacon into giving us cancer >y u do dis door >y can't I stop >seriously this has gotten out of hand >gais, I lost control of my hands > door is in my room >DOOR PLS NO >OH GOD WHY >[i]THERE IS NO[/i]-*gets sniped* >... >... >... >... >... >... >... >hello? >is anybody there? >it's dark here...suffocating... >lonely
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2 Replies[quote]a good troll is never discovered[/quote] If that's true, how did you [i]discover[/i] the fact that you are a good troll? [spoiler]▉▉▉▉▉▉◤┳◥▉▉▉▉▉▉ ▉▉▉▉▉◤┳┻┳◥▉▉▉▉▉ ▉▉▉▉◤┳┻┳┻┳◥▉▉▉▉ ▉▉▉◤┳━┳━┳━┳◥▉▉▉ ▉▉◤┳┃┈╰━╯┈┃┳◥▉▉ ▉◤┳┻╰━━━━━╯┻┳◥▉ ◤┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳◥[/spoiler]
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Behold the field in which I grow my fücks!!! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shall see that it is barren!!!
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4 RepliesShow of hands who gives a shît. Lincoln, the only thing you've accomplished here is that you have now added another account on B.Net to the list of people I need to thoroughly roast to ash.
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1 Reply[quote]Truthfully, I'm a bit disappointed that this community hasn't discovered my monster. [/quote] Deej is cellar alt confirmed.
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1 ReplyYou need a girlfriend.
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2 RepliesYou forgot one very very important factor... [spoiler]we're all Achronos alts.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySwingin' the dad wagon at full speeds?
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Are Legos Asian?
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/144172499/0/0 Reminder
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[b]k[/b]
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2 RepliesI feel like I missed something really obvious.
