I mean it's efficient and you're making someone happy as your last deed.
Reasons dead people are better than women
-They don't nag
-You don't need to feed them
-They're up for anything I'm bed
-You can go as deep as you want
-They don't spend your money
-You don't have to take them on anniversary dinners
-They're patient
-No protection needed
Need I say more?
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But grave robbing is a crime