originally posted in:The Ashen Conflux
*hears awful vault of glass screaming that passes as music*
Wait........ Cmon.....
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You are now spot 4,230 on the waiting list. Have a nice eternity!
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Shit.
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I representative is now ready for you. What was your inquiry?
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A fireteam of Guardians has recently raided customer service HQ, you are now spot 54 on the waiting list. Have a nice eternity!
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A Taken incursion has wiped out the rest of the wait list. Your infinity is being processed and a representative should be ready to take your call in anywhere from 2 minutes to 2,000 years, depending on local space-time fluctuations. Have a nice eternity!
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You are now spot 4,229 on the waiting list. Have a nice eternity!
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You are currently spot 297 on the wait list. Insulting our music choices moves you to a lower priority list. You are now spot 4,231 on the waiting list. Have a nice eternity!