I need to vent. I just went on a killing spree at Mcdonalds, and this bastard pulls out a Gjallarhorn. Here I am thinking, "I'm gonna be fine!" But when he shoots me, I become a potato. He shoved me on the edge of his gun and is making me help him with mind boggling puzzles! But wait... I see a hero... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! But there is another, *Gasp It's actual cannibal Shia Labeouf!