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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
11/4/2015 1:58:08 AM
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[b]In celebration of Halloween, a mystery box is out side of the Starbucks [/b]
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*i open the box*
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[b]It opens, and Alex mercer pops out[/b] [i]Kill this demon for your reward[/i]
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[spoiler]dude.....really.......[/spoiler] No.... *I grab Alex's heart and rip it out of his chest cavity*
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[b]It regenerates He smiles and lunges with his claws[/b]
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I don't have time for this... *begire he can strike me, a swirling mass of negative energy appears behind him and shoots out a tether that pulls him in, consuming him and his will*
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[b]You get a small vial of recombinant DNA Use it as you will [/b]
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 11/4/2015 2:00:28 AMHmm... *I poke it with a stick* Do I need points to open this?
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[b]It opens [i][u]WARNING CLASS THREE LENNY HAS BENN SET LOOSE[/u][/i][/b] [i]kill it for the reward!![/i]
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Oh shit! What?! Where? *I pull out my sword*
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[b]It leaps into your back, and begins to impale you[/b] "*shitposting noises*"
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HOLY HELL! THIS HURTS MORE THAN A CRINGE THREAD! *I stab behind me to get it off of me*
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[b]It gets louder and you hear elements of femin@zi And it begins to force the Supreme Court to start banning you from attacking it Hurry!![/b]
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(I see the box I walk away then return with a flamethrower and torch the box it's now just ash) ok what do I win?
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[b]variks pops out, forcing you to dismantle mines for all eternity[/b]
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But the box is ash variks would be dead
