What have I missed since the great sarge celebration?
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Edited by DragonBlast: 11/5/2015 8:20:37 AM[spoiler][/spoiler]
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First of all, the flood died back in 2011, so neither you nor me nor the vast majority of the people here are "floodians". Second of all, congrats. You came back to a shitty gaming forum, who gives a shit dude people come and go here all the time.
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new phone who dis?
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I'm back too. I was here just a little while ago as well. And I was here yesterday. And the day before that. And for the last few years before that. But I'm back again as well.
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You again...
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Hello Glancem
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Hey what's up?
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*cocks shotgun * you did what I'm half deaf repeat yourself
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Remember me =D
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I'm sorry I don't know you, but that doesn't matter! How are you?
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Oblivion! you will taste :) [spoiler]*smacks your head with muh rifle*[/spoiler]
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Who are you?
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>You were only 9 years old >You loved Offtopic so much, you knew all the memes and lennies >You pray to Recon Number 54 every night before bed, thanking him for the membership you've been given >"Offtopic is love" you say, "Offtopic is life" >Your dad hears you and calls you a neckbeard >You know he was just jealous of your devotion for Offtopic >You called him a fgt >He slaps you and sends you to go to sleep >You're crying now, and your face hurts >You lay in bed and it's really moist >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards you >It's Paragon 0ne >You are so happy I whisper into your ear "Dis is mai swamp." >I grab you with my powerful Internet hands and put you down onto your hands and knees >You're ready >You spread your butter on toast for me >I penetrate it with a fork >It looks so tasty but you do it for me >You can feel the toast tearing as your eyes start to water >You make more toast >You want to please me >I roar in a mighty roar as I fill my mouth with your toast >Your dad walks in >I look him straight in the eyes and say "You're all out of toast." >I leave through your dying Windows Vista desktop computer. >Offtopic is love. Offtopic is life.
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Who are you and who is sarge?
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Nothin...really just stupid people. You know. Being stupid.