Covents solo the whole list. You know Covents can do? Well since you're probably a dumbass, I'll tell you. 1. They get into arguments about semantics A. The enemy will be so distracted arguing about how stuff should be addressed that the Covents kill them B. The Covents could out smart the other factions 2. Covents always have Taco Tuesday everyday A. This means that they'll turn everyone into liquid with their farts B. Each one is basically a nuke C. They could compile all their Mexican food into a singularity, the Spicy Black Hole 3. Covents are really fat A. Their fat will bounce off everything, even conceptual stuff 4. Covents always smoke weed A. This makes them crazy as -blam!-. B. It strengthens them because they're pro choice C. Covents be trippin'. Now you sad -blam!-s see why I voted Covents?