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originally posted in: NERF THE GOD DAMN TITAN NOW!
11/4/2015 11:53:44 AM
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Arrr Ya ready, scrubs? Aye, Aye, Bungie!!! I can't heeeeeeaaar yoooouuuu!!! AYE, AYE, BUNGIE!!! Oooooohhhhhh.... Who lives in the raid area under the reef? Sponge-Boss Nerf-Pants! Annoying and glitchy and laggy is he? Sponge-Boss Nerf-Pants! If useless materials are something you wish... Sponge-Boss Nerf-Pants! Then join mid-raid, and whine like a b*tch! Sponge-Boss Nerf-Pants! Sponge-Boss Nerf-Pants, Sponge-Boss Nerf-Pants, SpongeBooosssssss NerfPaaaaaaaaants! .........And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what biologists call a "scrub". They are most commonly known for their ability to cry loudly. They are often found on the forums, trolling to get their favorite food, simply known as "attention". They thoroughly enjoy crying for nerfs, and then crying about the consequences of the nerf after the fact. This one seems unusually stupid, however. Unusually stupid scrubs commonly attack anything that disagrees with them verbally, but physically left alone. Regardless, please keep your hands, feet, arms and legs inside the tour bus at all time. Continuing onward, I believe I see the common "hater" just a short distance ahead...... ............................................................................ "Dear Bungie, Rock is over powered, paper is fine." -Sincerely Scissors
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  • Omg that's amazing. /slowclap Bravo sir or madam. Bravo.

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  • Best thing I've read today

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  • Oh and ps the destiny lore for the Titan : "The Titan is one of Destiny’s three classes and is the walking tank. It is Bungie’s Sci-Fi Warrior or Barbarian. They have a 80:20 armor to cloth ratio and specialize in heavy weapons as well as light machine guns. They were the ones who built the Wall and they were the ones who gave their lives to hold it during the Collapse of the Golden Age. They are forged from strength and sacrifice, being as merciless as their enemies. A Titan focuses on taking hits and dishing out damage. They aren’t going to be moving quickly, but they don’t need to since they can take a punch and shrug it off. While up close to enemies, their skills will let them dish out damage to their surrounding foes."

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  • Nailed it!! 😆

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  • Ahhh this made my morning bud! Rock on lol

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