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Edited by antorico2:
11/8/2015 4:52:04 AM
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A package arrives at your mail......
A package, from a unknown person, arrives at your mail. You take it.
You open it up, in your ship
And shocked to see what it is inside
Its a thorn....
A pre-nerfed thorn
The original one, by dredgen yor himself, with a note in it
Yours..... Not Mine
You stare at it, seeing how much chaos it caused
How much pain
How much torture
How much nerf
How much plz nerf
How much rage-quits it did
Just by a single gun
Do you know what its the definition of insanity?
Well, this weapon bends all rules
Your choice.....
To do......
[spoiler]I would become dredgen yor :3 I want to be him, pwning noobs. Or maybe I would save it. Or maybe... I will grab a spaceship, and send it personally to the Sun, watching it burn....[/spoiler]
EDIT: Yours... not Mine. Yes I knwo its on The Last Word, but I added it for lore
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I'd put one round into the traveler and it it would die from poison
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1 ReplyI would put it inside of me
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It was my first exotic, with six rounds and a reload slow as an lmg. I miss that version. I killed so many with it, and when they buffed it I used it less. It didn't have the same six shooter charm I loved and patience and timing required for it.
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What about getting the cancer that was the pre buff thorn
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I would single Handedly destroy Isis, watch them all die from the poison :)
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I would put it inside my asshole
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I would find a cave, sit in it and stroke my thorn. I would let the love i have for it take over me ..... my own ........ my love ..........[spoiler]........... my precious! [/spoiler]
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I'd sell it to the highest bidder.
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3 RepliesI'd kill that dick at my school that broke my friend's heart.
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I'd promptly shoot myself with it and die a legend.
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Doesn't the description of Thorn say something about the book of sorrow in it? I don't have many calcified fragments, which contain chapters of the book of sorrow. Maybe with a little digging...
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"Yours, not mine." Was said by Shin Malphur, not Dregden Yor.
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3 RepliesIf it was at year two damage instead if year one then i might go salt some people up.
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7 RepliesSo thorn has a note that is in the text for last word? Well, I'd question that first...
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I would use it and make others suffer
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8 RepliesWhy was the note the flavor text from the last word
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Shove the thing into my NTTE or Malice or make a nice shard... It really couldn't compete unless it was 310+ at this point, and then it would have no use since the hand canon nerf
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I already have his rose and his cloak. Mauahhaa
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If you used it, it would get nerfed
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//vault
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I would destroy it. It's just the right thing to do. That kind of corruption is enough to drive any guardian mad.
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I would make a museum, and put it there.
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1 ReplyPre nerf meaning post-buff as well, or way way back, when Thorn was garbage-tier.
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3 RepliesI wouldn't use it, it'd probably just sit in my vault like the other six. XD
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6 RepliesEdited by UnderTempo: 11/4/2015 11:07:50 PMI would dismantle it cause I'm not a scrub ;)
