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Edited by *Unintelligible Screaming*:
11/8/2015 4:49:21 PM
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Creepy guy in my neighborhood, what should I do?
Funny answers allowed, not too worried about it.
Edit: posted this not 10 minutes ago, already have 30 replies, keep em comin!
Edit: HOLY CRAP! 100 comments! Keep em coming!
Will post favorite answers below:
Yahgohbee:
[quote]Take a bow and arrow and
[spoiler]put an arrow in his knee. That will put an end to his creeping adventures. [/spoiler][/quote]
Shag6:
[quote]Go invis and use backstab[/quote]
Osiris:
[quote]Look at him and yell fist me daddy. If he perks up, run. If hes like dafuq, you're fine.
[spoiler]Try yelling as loud as possible.[/spoiler][/quote]
Burndudeep5:
[quote]Shoot the shit out of him with one of your exotics[/quote]
Icyman441:
[quote]Walk up to him spas out, spin your head continuously and act like you are posed. It will surely scare him away.[/quote]
LemonTowel:
[quote]Wear your hottest cut-off jean shorts and tube top. Then invite him over to dinner and see where it goes.[/quote]
KARTTO_:
[quote]If he's up to no good, and therefore causing trouble in your neighborhood.
I would suggest consulting your mother about moving to live with your uncle and aunt in bel-air.[/quote]
Reonylus:
[quote]Go out and pee on him to show dominance.
But care, if he starts peeing back: NEVER, I repeat, NEVER piss in a cross.
That shit is taboo, and you don't want to mess with the occult.[/quote]
Ironterror58:
[quote]Get the squirrel from ice age, point to the guy and say [spoiler]hes got nuts in his pants...go wild [/spoiler][/quote]
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Reveal your body to him. If he thinks it is hawt, move neighborhoods. If not, u gud.
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Edited by StringingPilot: 11/8/2015 5:37:54 PMTell him "You know what rhymes with turtles" What [spoiler]ràpe[/spoiler]
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Ask bungie for a nerf
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Walk up to him... Slowly. Tell him "Good news, there's no need to wonder where your god is, cause he's right here. And he's fresh out of mercy." Then move closer, and whisper in his ear, "Dismantle mines, yes?" Walk away, laughing maniacally.
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Just blow him and get it over with.
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Yell at him saying "What are looking at? I killed Oryx,I can kill you too."
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Walk up to him with a BIG creepy smile, give him a long creepy hug, and say, "fffrrrrriiiiieeeeennnnnddddd." Then just stand there in awkward silence while staring at him with your BIG creepy smile.
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Stfu and hop in the van already. Your mouth will be thanking you.
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#offtopic
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Edited by Rustled jimmies : 11/8/2015 4:38:11 PMHug him every1 needs a hug even creepy old men who prolly get off on it
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Let him be. We all have a little creep in us.
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Gjallarhorn that mother[b]f[/b]ucker
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Put on a plain white t-shirt and tie it up at the mid-section. Cut your tightest jeans into denim shorts. Go outside and wash your car in the driveway. As he looks at you ask "Do you like the Cosby Show?" and giggle gleefully. [spoiler]if we don't see any further replies from you, he must love Bill Cosby....[/spoiler]
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Get in his van, I bet he has some free candy
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Use 1000vyard stare bro😨
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Be a hippy in front of him
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Umpbay
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Clap his buttcheeks
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play more destiny and don't look out your window. just pray that you don't get murder in your sleep
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Poke him repeatedly until he turns around
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Electrocute him [spoiler]jk idk[/spoiler]
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Pee all over your territory. Pee on him. Make him YOUR territory.
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Move along...
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You see the last TWD? Id do that.
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1 ReplyNeighbor has no house, he kneels before no authority, owns allegiance to no parent. He is a stalker, and very good at what he does. I have been tracking him, since prisoners broken their chains [i]yeeess?[/i] now neighbor works for criminals, but not for long.
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Look at him and go "I'm horny" Make your decision from his reaction.
