Funny answers allowed, not too worried about it.
Edit: posted this not 10 minutes ago, already have 30 replies, keep em comin!
Edit: HOLY CRAP! 100 comments! Keep em coming!
Will post favorite answers below:
Yahgohbee:
[quote]Take a bow and arrow and
[spoiler]put an arrow in his knee. That will put an end to his creeping adventures. [/spoiler][/quote]
Shag6:
[quote]Go invis and use backstab[/quote]
Osiris:
[quote]Look at him and yell fist me daddy. If he perks up, run. If hes like dafuq, you're fine.
[spoiler]Try yelling as loud as possible.[/spoiler][/quote]
Burndudeep5:
[quote]Shoot the shit out of him with one of your exotics[/quote]
Icyman441:
[quote]Walk up to him spas out, spin your head continuously and act like you are posed. It will surely scare him away.[/quote]
LemonTowel:
[quote]Wear your hottest cut-off jean shorts and tube top. Then invite him over to dinner and see where it goes.[/quote]
KARTTO_:
[quote]If he's up to no good, and therefore causing trouble in your neighborhood.
I would suggest consulting your mother about moving to live with your uncle and aunt in bel-air.[/quote]
Reonylus:
[quote]Go out and pee on him to show dominance.
But care, if he starts peeing back: NEVER, I repeat, NEVER piss in a cross.
That shit is taboo, and you don't want to mess with the occult.[/quote]
Ironterror58:
[quote]Get the squirrel from ice age, point to the guy and say [spoiler]hes got nuts in his pants...go wild [/spoiler][/quote]
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Neighbor has no house, he kneels before no authority, owns allegiance to no parent. He is a stalker, and very good at what he does. I have been tracking him, since prisoners broken their chains [i]yeeess?[/i] now neighbor works for criminals, but not for long.