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11/5/2015 2:32:23 AM
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I'm a dude and I have a better ass than 90% of the chicks in my HS
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I do swimming, my ass is the only thing holding my jeans up 50 squats, every morning
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Bitch please, when I low ride it looks like I'm wearing overalls because of these fresh apples
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My butt is known as the ass of steel because of my ability to flex it
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Bush can't even use jet fuel to melt my two steel beams
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I can melt steel beams on my two back melons
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My ass makes Kim K look a under age asain
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My Butt is so wonderful, the president has eaten off it
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My butt is so American, Putin tried to [b]ass[/b]inate it. [spoiler]Wait I'm not even merican...[/spoiler]
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You know there's a game named after my ass Assassins Creed
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My ass is so Canadian maple syrup comes out when I fart
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My ass is so Irish, I can hold a beer in between my asscheeks
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My ass is so fresh, the prince of Bel Air did the Carlton in its honour
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My ass is so hot, everyone who makes mixtapes are jealous of it
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My ass is so brown, it speaks Arabian
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Is that...even a compliment?
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Well I'm brown, so I guess it's a complement for me
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Haha okay then
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Shall we continue?
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Nah, our booties are both wonderful
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Ok [spoiler]We all know mines superior lol[/spoiler]
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My ass is more humble than yours~
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Well, I'm a guy. Gotta give me props for that [spoiler]But really the girls at my school need to eat a bit more[/spoiler]
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I eat a lot but Im still 91 pounds :( Doritos and Mountain dew are my fave~
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What 91 and how old?
