Trick question. They can't talk because they're dead.
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I see your answer but i've got a better one. *on skype at the start of WoW's latest xpac with 6 other friends* one of them leaves for 5 minutes and comes back on with his bong starts lighting it up not even 10 minutes later he starts saying shit "if i blow smoke out of my window would my house be a choo-choo?" "duuuude im like a fukin dragon right now" "whoooooooo" "is that like, a weapon?"