My eyes, still fixated on where the ghost disappeared over the cosmodrome wall. The sun behind it, sending its light rays 150 million kilometers to Earth's surface, only to be halted by a human figure that had emerged from on top of the wall. A shadowy figure, just standing there, level 34, Daniel. I'm stunned, so is his character...right before he speaks into my headset:"Let me show you him." it leans forward and falls off the wall, vanishing before he hits the ground. "SHOW ME WHO?" I shout into my mic.
My ghost reappears from back over the dividing wall and finally shouts: "JOHN CENAAAAAAA!!!!". From inside the comsodrome wall, John Cena emerges with a full fireteam of level 50s at 500 light and shouts at me "You coming bra?! Let's do this!!!!" We all race into the Cosmodrome together, shooting fallen in the face, Cena's titan smashing everything, I’m out of ammo, Led Zeppelin’s rocking out in the background, a captain is charging at me, Cena throws me a tripmine grenade because he's all classes. I kick the captain in the nuts, falls to its knees and jam the tripmine on the its head, it explodes, we don't look back as we walk into the divide. Destiny Title Screen, Led Zeppelin still rocking out. Best $25 bucks I ever spent.
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OH my friggin' goodness I just spent a good 3 minutes reading this for a freaking John cena joke.
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Not as sad as spending an hour writing it.
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I... I don't know the appropriate response to this. Good writing skills though.